
This year's Miss America Competition underwent a face lift, of sorts. No longer is the 87-year-old pageant a showcase of sequin-covered gowns, big hair, and cake makeup.
The Miss America Organization now aims to present its contestants as real, modern women. The ladies even became reality TV stars on their own makeover show, "Miss America: Reality Check."
One will rise as America's new "it" girl, they touted. So heads up to Britney, LiLo and Paris: Miss America is out to take back - and clean up - the limelight.
Last night's event, which was broadcast on TLC (The Learning Channel), offered its typical format of intro, swim wear, evening gown, talent, and question portion of the competition. But this year's pageant mixed things up a bit, with a live DJ to boot.
Instead of heading backstage to weep, the eliminated contestants joined What Not to Wear's stylist Clinton Kelly on red bleachers on the stage, where he offered the bounced beauties a plate full of "Carbohydrates! Lots of carbohydrates!" -- bonbons, cakes, and the like.
Quippy Kelly is super-sweet eye candy (gay, straight, whatever) so thumbs-up to whoever invited him. But the "carbs" joke? A little tired. And the DJ? Can we say "The Ellen Show"?
Another twist: America got to be a judge. Unbeknown to me, we had the opportunity to vote for a 16th contestant in the typically 15-contestant semi-final.
The nation and I were on the same page: we chose Army medic-turned-beauty queen Jill Stevens, Miss Utah, a tall, girl-next-door type with a short blond bob and a warm smile. Unfortunately, she was ousted right after the swimsuit competition, and the ladies honored her with an awesome push-up salute. (Worth note: She was the only contestant to wear a one-piece -- her military background, perhaps?)
The talent competition was lackluster at best, with only two performances that stood out to me as anything resembling a talent. Notables were Miss California, Melissa Chatty, who wowed with her operatic performance of "The Jewel Song" from Faust (and did you see that gorgeous dress?!), as well as Miss Virginia, Hannah Kiefer, who performed a piece from The Nutcracker Suite on pointe.
I thought for sure Miss Michigan Kirsten Haglund's shaky performance of "Over the Rainbow" would earn her a seat on the bleachers. Not to mention her choice for evening gown - a sparkley, sheer number that reminded me of an ice skating costume.
Clearly, I'm not a pageant judge. Haglund, who confessed to America that she can't ride a bike, went on to win the crown, our new Miss America 2008.