Monday, June 9, 2008

The Man Haters Club

So a girlfriend of mine recently joined the ephemeral "Man Haters Club." You know the one.

We were chatting it up last night all about the ridiculousness of the male sector, getting some good laughs (and punches and jabs) in.

In case you're wondering, girls join this club because we fall for the wrong guys. The guys who stand us up. The ones who never call or email back. Or their hearts are cold and black like the Grinch. The ones who say they want a someone real but really just want to bang the girls from the pages of Maxim. The ones who toy with our hearts like we're yo-yo's.

We know better than to lump all guys in one batch. There are some good ones out there, we know. I hope to become a member of the "I've Found True, Real, Madly In, For Keeps Love" club one day.

I know my friend does too.

2 comments:

andomhain said...

Yea dudes who want to bang maxim chicks for recreation, suck. I am sorry that their are so many lame ass mofos out there causing you problems.

Anonymous said...

Finally, the truth...